New DKP system! [Not really! April fool!]

[taelus]

Ok, it has come to my attention that loads of you are out of control.
Whining here, whining there, whining bloody everywhere.

Also, I have a sad feeling we are being used as a training guild for Iron Wheel, teaching you the basics of disturbing guild chat and trolling before you move on.

Therefore a new DKP system will be implemented, and the DKP will be used to buy yourself places on raids!

Raid slot: 20 DKP cost
Loot: Value depends on it quality

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Awards/Penalties:

Signing for a raid: 1 DKP
Coming on a raid: 1 DKP
Dying more than Flimtwizzle: 20 DKP
Being a Priest: 175 DKP
Attending a RP event: 2 DKP
Giving the officers gold: 1 DKP per gold
Chatting up the Raid Leader in tells: 100 DKP [How else do you think Flimt gets on every raid?[
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Being a Hunter: 50 DKP Minus
Whining: 50 DKP Minus
Questioning the almighty Guild Mistress: 50 DKP Minus and a beating.
Getting DPS worse than Tarim: /gkick

[taelus]

Also I am happy to annouce that all this is in effect! Anyone posting here will violate the following:

"Questioning the almighty Guild Mistress"

and will be penalised.

[dinendal]

taelus said:

Getting DPS worse than Tarim: /gkick

Is that even possible?

[Fenna Stormpike]

dinendal said:

taelus said:

Getting DPS worse than Tarim: /gkick

Is that even possible?

You bet it is!

[Flimtwizzle the Black]

Chatting up? That's all it is to you?

All those long, hot nights in Stranglethorn, just you and me, and it's nothing more than "chatting up"?

YOU'RE SO HURTFUL

[kamudo]

I like the new rules tho, maybe consider putting them in work ;D
Paxill will pay you gold for MY dkp to the mistress cause I don't want SM spanking

[Fenna Stormpike]

I have so little gold left already, woulnd't want that to happen, no really.